Wasabi Manischewitz here to tell you that this monstrosity is not OUR Lindy “battling” Michelle Phan:
When you see the real Lindy rock Phan’s world, you will know it. ASIAN JEWS FOR TRUTH ON THE INTERNETS!
As of tonight, YouTube’s royalty is on notice. The Asian Jews have arrived in your world of nutshots and self-indulgent video blogs to slap you in the face with our throbbing, tumescent short films.
Legs of Steel
What will shortly unfold onto the interwebs is merely the tip of the Asian Jew iceberg. We are not limited to the calling out of YouTube “celebrities”, nay we have no limitations.
Boom Boom Pow.
We plan on a long, storied life of YouTube infamy providing countless moments of poignancy, originality, and uniqueness to the realm of the internet video. Because we are all just like you. We’re The Asian Jews. And we aim to misbehave.
And you can run and tell ‘dat. Homeboy.
Unsurprisingly, Shane Dawson doesn't understand the concept of the Reverse Cowgirl.
When the Asian Jews get together on any random night, invariably people start taking off their clothes. It’s what we and the people around us do. Unlike the trash you might see inside a neon-encrusted hole in the wall buried deep in the Sunset Strip, we don’t need dollar bills to toss off our collective kit.
Hard Hats, Indeed.
Thankfully, for the denizens of the internet, there were some yard and service signs conveniently within arms-reach to cover up the juicy bits. Hey, we have to leave something for future shenanigans.
Contents Under Pressure.
To quote the Frenchie-guitarist from Phoenix, “To play naked is dangerous.”
Woof.
Fuckin’ A, Homie. Fuckin’ A.
It's Hard Being Fashion-Forward
Sup guys – Sheldon, Lindy, and Keith here – emerged, breathing, and alive from a humid vagina of creative passion, planning, and verbal intercourse. After shooting, editing, and many late night (unmedicated) laughing sessions – it is with much elation that we present the trailer for our webisodic, entitled “Hot Chick vs. Youtube Celebs”.